Bluehouse Group presents
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Bubble Monkey
as themself


Dependency Manager
Chris Lewis
Frontend Jedi
Jared Fullerton
Director of Candy Deliveries
Scott Wild
Staff Shepherd
Tara Mah
Lord of Laravel
AJ Krumholz
Crusher of Commits
Cameron Brown
Wise Walker
Kirsten Smith
Idea/Bird Farmer
Trey Piepmeier
Resident Antihero
Anthony Figueroa
Savior of the Books
Sayuri Koerner
Breaker of Things
Mitch O’Neill
Our Obi-wan
Greg Brand
Zoomie Enthusiast


  • Computers
  • Daft Punk
  • Git
  • The Fergus and Francie Endowment for Cats
  • Cats in general
  • Vermont
  • “Proper” quotation marks
  • Wes Anderson
  • Oxford commas
  • Open Source Maintainers
  • Paul Rudd
  • Fletcher Free Library
  • Proper indentation
  • The Commodore 64
  • CloudFlare
  • Sandpaper
  • Documentation
  • Church Street
  • Student loan forgiveness
  • Robot vacuums
  • The Flinstones (1994) staring Rosie O’Donnell
  • Foam Rollers
  • Ibuprofen
  • Chris constantly supplying us with candy
  • Alfonso Cuarón
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman
  • Latte & Cappucino Makers
  • Notion

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  • Fax machines
  • TSA
  • Covid-19
  • Internet Explorer
  • Cheap paint
  • Vertigo
  • Studen loans
  • Cyanobacteria
  • When you touch your eye after cutting hot peppers